Mad Mel Phlips quotes The Onion...

Fun with Mad Mel: it never ends. This time our Mel, Mad Witch of British arch-Zionism (but also Creationist, Palinophile, MMR freak and avid man-made climate change denier) has managed to find the ultimate proof that CO₂ induced global warming is a myth, this time in a article published by The Onion. Ooops, it's not The Onion, it's The Register!

Now, just look at the other headlines from that edition of The Register:

US military jets to run on weeds, scum & corpse-grease

US Navy boffins put an end to drought

Analysis UK media: 'Met Office computer will destroy the world'

Boffins: Give up on CO₂ cuts, only geoengineering can work

Gas mask bra secures Ig Nobel prize

Swedish lesbians suck sperm banks dry

Duff man juice also adding to shortage

So it's not really The Onion: it's better than The Onion: it's... The Register!

Oh, and here she is in fine form, speaking to the 'The Heritage Foundation':